Just Joshing You

Just as the title says…

I have reason to believe that Chris Cooley, the Pro Bowl Tight End of my favorite football team, the Washington Redskins, possibly visited my blog. Here’s why…

Exhibit A:

Someone visited my blog by doing a blog search on google, looking for the EXACT term “chris cooley,” as you can see from the screen shot below:

Exhibit B:

Upon looking up the IP address, I was given a general area where the IP came from. As you too can see if you visit this link: http://www.geoiptool.com/en/?IP=69.251.106.164. Cobb Island, MD is where the IP is said to be located near. Chris Cooley plays for the Washington Redskins. Can you guess where Cobb Island is very close to? That’s right, Washington DC. Where Mr. Cooley should be, or at least close to, because of OTAs having started.

Exhibit C:

Mr. Chris Cooley is an avid blogger. He would be all over the blogosphere doing stuff like that! I know if I were famous, with the knowledge of the internet that I have, I’d be doing all sorts of things to see who was blogging about me. He seems like a pretty smart guy, so I wouldn’t put it past him.

Of course this is all just speculation. There’s no way of me REALLY knowing if one of my favorite football players has viewed my blog. I imagine multiple people will try and leave comments claiming to be Chris Cooley now, just trying to fuck with me. BUT! If by the slightest chance it IS the real Chris Cooley, and he sees this, I have a couple requests:
1.) Let me get a linkback from your blog!
2.) Send me some tickets! To any game, home or away! Even pre-season! We can get crazy amounts of beers afterwards, because I drink a lot.
3.) Or maybe a Cooley jersey? Or at least an autograph?
4.) Let me in your fantasy league next year!